OK, so just before New Years, I tried eHarmony. I found a girl. The computer said we are a perfect match. Then I met her.
I think I need a new dating service, one where you are hooked up to a lie detector while you’re filling out the personality profile, and get 50,000 volts shot through you if you lie. I bet eHarmony would work great, if they added that feature.
And yet, I’ve got another date, tonight…
